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A Foreword from our very own Dan...

Dearest Mutineer,

Lest you ever forget the more careless and silly actions of yourself and others last Easter due to alcoholic amnesia, I shall now attempt to bring back to you a somewhat blurred version of the real events.

So, here are the collected observations of the fines orificers (and other despicable snitches) during the Easter 1999 (and now many other) Mutineers tour to the sunny west cuntry resort of Weymouth. Fines were recorded by Dr. (nearly, then finally) D.J. White BSc. (Hons) PhD and Mr M. Donaldson MSc (nearly, but got bored and left for more cash), with help from various others over time where required.

Offenders are listed in descending order of the number of fines recorded. I admit that the true figures for actual fines committed will never be known, but this is the best that you are going to get. If you did anything, or you know of something that someone else did that was not snitched to the fines orificers, then remember that it is perfectly legitimate for fines to be carried over to the next tour. In such circumstances pint flyers of SnakeyB will be required of the offenders in retrospective penance for both their initial outstanding crimes and for getting away with it for so long.

In order to reward outstandingly good tour form, or to point out excessively poor behavior, a system of stars (*) and exclamation marks (!) will be used respectively (Sonic, that means *s are for being a good girl and !s are for being a bad girl). The number of such symbols will denote the degree of special applause/abhorrence required for that fine.

These fines were collated, scored and formatted whilst performing a particularly boring set of enzyme kinetic experiments in a small town in Minnesota, in the Mid-West bible belt of the USA. It relieved some of the brain numbing banality of the couple of days involved and I hope it cheers up your day as much as it did mine.! And, oh yeah, without any further ceremony:

SHOW US YOUR BOTTOM!!!!

See you next Easter, I'm flying back, fuck the expense!

Love and some other considerably more disturbing things,

 


Dr. Dan "666" White


Click here for tour quotes download (password required)

Tour QuotesMutineers_Only_files/Tour%20Quotes.pdf

Click here for tour fine downloads, year by year... password required!      

   
1999 FinesMutineers_Only_files/1999%20tour%20fines.pdf
 
2000 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2000%20tour%20fines.pdf
2001 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2001%20tour%20fines.pdf
2002 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2002%20tour%20fines.pdf
2003 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2003%20tour%20fines.pdf
2004 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2004%20tour%20fines.pdf
2005 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2005%20tour%20fines.pdf
2007 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2007%20tour%20fines.pdf
2008 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2008%20tour%20fines.pdf
2009 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2009%20tour%20fines.pdf

2010 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2010%20tour%20fines.pdf
2011 FinesMutineers_Only_files/2011%20tour%20fines.pdf

                                                    
Tufty and Nikki’s Stag/Hen Fines 2001 Mutineers_Only_files/2001TUFF%20Fines.pdf
           


A FINAL WORD FROM DR WHITE

So! There you have it. What a set of cunning stunts!!!!!!!

I apologise for the many undetected typographical errors, misspelt names and forgotten tournames (the girls didn't write them in the book!) Sorry for taking the piss out of you so much, Sonic, but then you're such a good target!

Here's looking forward to another belting tour!

SNAKEY-B and RENDEZVOUS FOREVER !!!!!

See you next Easter, so long as Sara bullies Stugo into organising it so well again. Cheers for your efforts Stugo (and Sara (apparently)).  Oh yeah, and I must also apologise for this particularly difficult to read font. I just thought it looked pretty..easily pleased, that's me. Back to those scientific frontiers then as those persons with degrees in proper subjects among you will realise, they don't push themselves back you know!

(C) Bored Biochemist Productions USA Inc. 1999. Not to be read by or distributed to any persons other than bone fide Mutineers.  Stugo's decision is final, unless of course Sara has anything to do with it.